We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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