Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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