Are we in a gay sports bar?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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