I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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