I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Who did Billy Mays play for?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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