i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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