Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
