my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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