smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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