and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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