Soap is not a condiment
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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