she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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