i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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