Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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