I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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