I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
