the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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