so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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