Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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