Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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