just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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