So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drunk is not a location!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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