Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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