Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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