It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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