even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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