Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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