Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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