I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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