k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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