Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
