he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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