I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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