if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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