I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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