He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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