he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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