why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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