so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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