He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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