Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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