Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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