Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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