is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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