so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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