Taylor Swift is so right about you.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Im part way to drunk.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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