i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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