remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
tell me about the fingering
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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