# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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