Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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