When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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