she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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