I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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