Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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