I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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