It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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