By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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